Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Driving License..!!



[This is a story of my office colleague. There is a blog named Office Visheshangal. This blog publishes stories that happen in our office. My colleagues think that I’m the author of that blog. This is my final attempt to say that, I’m not. This is what I’ll do when I get a story. I’ll put that in my own blog. :)]

After a long & tiring one moth driving class my friend Martha went to give her driving tests. First was giving “H” test, which she gave nicely. Now it was her turn to give the road test.

She was in the driver’s seat, the officer in the front seat, and her tutor in the back seat. She started to drive. The vehicle was going in a zigzag manner. The officer had to hold the steering wheel to prevent the car from hitting other vehicles. When it was time to take turns she will look to her side and at that time the car will go some where else. It was like, others in the car were praying to get out of the car safely.

Officer asked her to park the car [may be coz, he had enough adventure with his life]. At that time Martha remembered to her luck that she had to show hand signal while stopping the car. She looked to her left to find is there any vehicle behind her. She couldn’t get a full view and left the steering. The officer had to control the steering and apply the break to prevent the car from crashing. After the car stopped, Martha switched off the engine. The officer looked at Martha and then to her tutor. He said nothing. But his eyes where like asking the tutor: Have brought this girl here to kill me?

Martha got out. Her tutor came to the driving seat and Martha shifted to back seat. The officer was trying to get out of the car. His one leg was inside the car. Tutor turned on the engine of the car and the car moved immediately. Martha hadn’t shifted the gear to neutral. The officer fell down. Tutor turned and looked at Martha. She was looking somewhere else as if nothing happened.

The surprise came some days afterward when Martha received her driving license that too without giving a single Rupee as bribe. Maybe that officer would have thought like this: If I don’t give this girl her license, she would come again to give the test. This time I escaped somehow. Next time.. It’s better to give her the license now.

What an IDEA Marthaaa...!!!

Bottom Line: People, move out of Footpaths. Redkillers, Give way!! Coz, Marth's got a License....

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Court of DANCING KING is Empty!!!


On June 25 morning I got a call from Chennai. It was Boney. He said, ‘ Da Michael expired.. I can’t believe..!! We have to do something..!! Make a post in your blog!! ’



A call was triggered from Chennai to Kochi because a person passed away in America due to cardiac arrest. The persons who where on two end of the phone didn’t had any relation with the person who passed away in America.


That says what Michael Jackson is!! Routine life of 1000s of people around the world was affected. Hits in news websites started to increase. MJ's album sales rose to a record height within days. You hate him or Love him, but your life was affected by his demise.


Phenomena…


A legend…


Dancing King…


No word is enough to define a title for that great person. Lot of people say music can be split into three parts. One beetle era, two Elvis Presley era and three Michael Jackson era.. But for me its two. Before Jackson and After Jackson. Our MJ, Jacko, Dancing king. MJ showed us the physically complicated dance moves as the robot and the moonwalk… 13th July, tomorrow. It would have been the come back day.. His loyal fans were waiting for this day.. His return that would never happen.. We miss you MJ.. You will live for ever in our hearts…